Alanas Anikonis is no more!
Cause of death: Crushed by piano and too much snuggling.
Mr Alanas “Snugglernaut” Anikonis had a sudden failure of heart and body when a piano appeared from the sky and fell on top of him. Rumors indicate he had been praying too much to the evil demi-God Melvin. There’s a great chance this was all intentional and a government cover-up!
Alanas left behind a mourning wife Ida Albarella, and too many kids to count, but we’ll try anyway:
Shara Anikonis
Sheryl Gosset
Vladimir-Cheslav Anikonis
Sharolyn Rääts
Yara Lehtinen
Ace Anikonis
Mangoosh Albarella
Io Anikonis
Oona Anikonis
Snorri Albarella
Hope Rose
Sheena Rose
Matthew Rose
May your new mommies and daddies give you a good and safe life.
Rest in peace, Alanas Anikonis.
To those who worry about the future of Popodeus. Worry not, it will keep running and new stuff will be added soon.
Stay tuned.
(No frogs or unicorns were hurt while writing this statement.)
